Sick Calls

The rate of unemployment is at an all time high and getting a job is harder than a statue's dick. If you have a job consider yourself luckier than a fat fuck at a buffet. Respect your job by doing what is needed of you and stop calling in sick after pay day. I know a person that calls in after every pay period and appear the next day like nothing is wrong. I also know a person that called in sick on pay day but came in to pick up their check. I'm letting you know now the job market is tighter than a turtle's pussy so respect your job and stop calling in after pay day.